1 00:00:49,589 --> 00:00:51,589 What you doing? 2 00:00:51,589 --> 00:00:53,589 I need some stuff for Jamie. What stuff? 3 00:00:53,589 --> 00:00:56,589 Milk. 4 00:00:56,589 --> 00:00:59,589 You got milk. And diapers, okay? He ran out.. 5 00:00:59,589 --> 00:01:03,589 No, he didn't. What are you doing, Louise? You trying to get me killed? 6 00:01:03,589 --> 00:01:06,589 Please. I just I need to go out for a little while. 7 00:01:06,589 --> 00:01:09,589 And I told you no! 8 00:01:09,589 --> 00:01:12,589 I need you here. 9 00:01:12,589 --> 00:01:15,589 I need you. 10 00:01:15,589 --> 00:01:18,589 I hate you for doing this to us, Vinnie. 11 00:01:18,589 --> 00:01:20,589 I swear to God, I hate you! 12 00:01:20,589 --> 00:01:30,589 Good, Louise, real good. Now, you want to shut off the waterworks? 13 00:01:30,589 --> 00:01:35,589 We had a date last night, Vinnie? 14 00:01:35,589 --> 00:01:38,589 What happened? 15 00:01:38,589 --> 00:01:41,589 I'm getting the money, I just don't have it yet. 16 00:01:41,589 --> 00:01:43,589 Break his legs. 17 00:01:43,589 --> 00:01:46,589 No! I'll get the money! Claude, I swear I'll have it tomorrow, man! 18 00:01:46,589 --> 00:01:49,589 Vinnie,let's be honest with ourselves. 19 00:01:49,589 --> 00:01:51,589 A little punk like you will never have ten grand. 20 00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:55,589 Shouldn't have been at that crap table in the first place. 21 00:01:55,589 --> 00:01:59,589 So. Tomorrow you bring me the money or you're dead. 22 00:01:59,589 --> 00:02:00,589 No, Claude! 23 00:02:00,589 --> 00:02:02,589 I could get it.The envelope, man. 24 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:08,589 On the TV. Check the envelope, you'll see. 25 00:02:08,589 --> 00:02:14,589 The envelope. 26 00:02:14,589 --> 00:02:16,589 So this is how you're going to pay me back. 27 00:02:16,589 --> 00:02:24,589 You're going to use your kid. 28 00:02:24,589 --> 00:02:29,589 Vinnie, I was feeling sorry for you. Now I'm not. 29 00:02:29,589 --> 00:02:41,589 So. Tomorrow you bring me the money or you're dead. 30 00:02:46,589 --> 00:02:58,589 Louise... Louise! 31 00:02:59,589 --> 00:03:11,589 Damn it, Louise! 32 00:03:11,589 --> 00:03:13,589 The Mountie. Have you guys seen the Mountie? 33 00:03:13,589 --> 00:03:15,589 You have an appointment? 34 00:03:15,589 --> 00:03:17,589 Where is he? 35 00:03:17,589 --> 00:03:19,589 Try the coffee shop. 36 00:03:19,589 --> 00:03:31,589 Okay. 37 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:37,589 I'm not talking just about a haircut here, Fraser, we're talking about a change in lifestyle. 38 00:03:37,589 --> 00:03:39,589 There's something wrong with your life, Ray? 39 00:03:39,589 --> 00:03:42,589 No, there's something wrong with my hair, and that reflects on my life. 40 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:45,589 Your hair is who you are, Fraser. It makes a statement. 41 00:03:45,589 --> 00:03:47,589 Oh, I see. 42 00:03:47,589 --> 00:03:49,589 Coffee?Please. 43 00:03:49,589 --> 00:03:51,589 What does it say? 44 00:03:51,589 --> 00:03:53,589 What?Your hair. What's it saying? 45 00:03:53,589 --> 00:03:54,589 At the moment? 46 00:03:54,589 --> 00:03:58,589 Yeah.Well, let's see. 47 00:03:58,589 --> 00:04:06,589 It's uh...straight and slicked back, so I guess it's got that 'mess with me and you're dead' style, good for the job. 48 00:04:06,589 --> 00:04:09,589 The contouring around the ears? 49 00:04:09,589 --> 00:04:12,589 That's unexpected. 50 00:04:12,589 --> 00:04:13,589 Uh, that says... 51 00:04:13,589 --> 00:04:16,589 'watch out, this guy might be dangerous.' 52 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:21,589 And then the feathering around the back? Well, that's a nod to the female demographic. 53 00:04:21,589 --> 00:04:23,589 So what's it saying? 54 00:04:23,589 --> 00:04:27,589 It's saying 'deadly and dangerous but not afraid to cry. 55 00:04:27,589 --> 00:04:29,589 Really? 56 00:04:29,589 --> 00:04:31,589 What does my hair say? 57 00:04:31,589 --> 00:04:37,589 Oh, that's not hair, Fraser, that's a pelt. Oh. 58 00:04:37,589 --> 00:04:39,589 Thank you. 59 00:04:39,589 --> 00:04:56,589 Thank you. Thank you kindly. 60 00:05:10,589 --> 00:05:15,589 You know, I just have this feeling that something's missing. 61 00:05:15,589 --> 00:05:17,589 Pardon me. 62 00:05:17,589 --> 00:05:21,589 Oh sir, uh... 63 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:23,589 It's to be expected, Ray. I mean, after all, as a man ages-- 64 00:05:23,589 --> 00:05:25,589 Well, what are you saying? You saying I'm thinning? 65 00:05:25,589 --> 00:05:34,589 No, no, no. I'm not saying you're thinning, I'm saying-You want to see thinning? I'm gonna show you thinning. 66 00:05:34,589 --> 00:05:36,589 Hey, there, you need a hand? 67 00:05:36,589 --> 00:05:40,589 That's okay, sir. 68 00:05:40,589 --> 00:05:43,589 It's gone, Fraser! 69 00:05:43,589 --> 00:05:45,589 What's gone, Ray? That thing, that 'je ne sais quoi.' 70 00:05:45,589 --> 00:05:47,589 It's just a bald spot, Ray. 71 00:05:47,589 --> 00:05:50,589 Oh, two minutes ago I'm thinning, now it's a bald spot?! 72 00:05:50,589 --> 00:05:53,589 I'm sorry, Ray, but I thought you realized. 73 00:05:53,589 --> 00:06:00,589 Where? Where? At the back? Is it bad? How bad... 74 00:06:00,589 --> 00:06:03,589 Fraser, there's a baby in my car. 75 00:06:03,589 --> 00:06:06,589 Yes, there is, Ray. 76 00:06:06,589 --> 00:06:18,589 There certainly is. 77 00:06:25,589 --> 00:06:37,589 Due South 78 00:06:40,189 --> 00:06:52,189 1x09 - A Cop A Mountie And A Baby 79 00:07:29,589 --> 00:07:33,589 Isn't he cute. 80 00:07:33,589 --> 00:07:39,589 I mean, call me old-fashioned, but I think there's nothing as attractive as a man with baby formula on his sleeve. 81 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,589 Oh please! 82 00:07:41,589 --> 00:07:47,589 Oh could you, uh, would you mind... 83 00:07:47,589 --> 00:07:49,589 Anything else I can get you? 84 00:07:49,589 --> 00:07:54,589 Yes, actually. If you could just uh... Oh, sorry. 85 00:07:54,589 --> 00:07:55,589 Thank you. 86 00:07:55,589 --> 00:07:57,589 This is pathetic! 87 00:07:57,589 --> 00:08:00,589 I know, but he seems to be enjoying it. Not him, you! 88 00:08:00,589 --> 00:08:04,589 Okay. Diaper-changing time. Any volunteers? 89 00:08:04,589 --> 00:08:06,589 I didn't think so. 90 00:08:06,589 --> 00:08:08,589 Come on let's dig us up a social worker. 91 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:12,589 Oh, you think that's wise, Ray? I mean, the mother comes looking for him-- 92 00:08:12,589 --> 00:08:14,589 What mother? The kid was abandoned. 93 00:08:14,589 --> 00:08:16,589 Well not according to this.Look. 94 00:08:16,589 --> 00:08:20,589 Blankets, cloth diapers, extra clothing.The food is all homemade and in reusable jars. 95 00:08:20,589 --> 00:08:22,589 This mother cares about her child very much. 96 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:25,589 Oh yeah. That's why she left him in the back of a parked car. 97 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:28,589 I don't think she planned to, Ray. I think she's desperate and she needs our help. 98 00:08:28,589 --> 00:08:29,589 How do you know that? 99 00:08:29,589 --> 00:08:32,589 I think she saw us in here but couldn't attract our attention. 100 00:08:32,589 --> 00:08:36,589 And she has to live nearby,she couldn't have run very far with all of this in her arms. 101 00:08:36,589 --> 00:08:40,589 Oh come on,Fraser. Moot point. 102 00:08:40,589 --> 00:08:44,589 Procedure is you find an abandoned kid, you call a social worker and tag, she's it. 103 00:08:44,589 --> 00:08:46,589 Then he goes to a holding center. 104 00:08:46,589 --> 00:08:48,589 Is that like an orphanage? 105 00:08:48,589 --> 00:08:51,589 No. It's a very modern facility where they hold the kid 'til they can place him in a foster home. 106 00:08:51,589 --> 00:08:53,589 An orphanage! No, it's not an orphanage. 107 00:08:53,589 --> 00:08:55,589 hat if the mother wants the child back? 108 00:08:55,589 --> 00:09:00,589 Well then,there'll be an investigation. If it turns out there was extenuating circumstances. Maybe. 109 00:09:00,589 --> 00:09:01,589 I see. 110 00:09:01,589 --> 00:09:04,589 Oh come on, Fraser, don't give me that big-eyed Mountie look! 111 00:09:04,589 --> 00:09:06,589 It's police procedure. Now give me the kid. 112 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:09,589 Give me the kid! 113 00:09:09,589 --> 00:09:13,589 Diefenbaker, no, you heard him. It's procedure. 114 00:09:13,589 --> 00:09:22,589 He has a philosophical objection. You understand. 115 00:09:22,589 --> 00:09:25,589 So, what, the wolf has a thing about family values? 116 00:09:25,589 --> 00:09:26,589 Well, most wolves do. 117 00:09:26,589 --> 00:09:29,589 Surely you've heard of stories of wolves raising children that were abandoned in the wilderness? 118 00:09:29,589 --> 00:09:32,589 Those are not historical accounts, Fraser, those are Disney movies. 119 00:09:32,589 --> 00:09:35,589 Myth springs from truth, Ray. 120 00:09:35,589 --> 00:09:38,589 Most wolves form very strong loyalties and will kill to defend them. 121 00:09:38,589 --> 00:09:40,589 I know. I've experienced it. 122 00:09:40,589 --> 00:09:42,589 Really? 123 00:09:42,589 --> 00:09:45,589 Oh, it's all right. He knows you. Just keep your hands where he can see them. 124 00:09:45,589 --> 00:09:47,589 And make the puffin face. 125 00:09:47,589 --> 00:09:49,589 I am not gonna make the puffin face. 126 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,589 - Make the puffin face. I don't even know what a puffin is. 127 00:09:52,589 --> 00:09:54,589 - Oh, you look ridiculous. No, I don't. 128 00:09:54,589 --> 00:10:06,589 Oh yes, you do. 129 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:23,589 So this is the... 130 00:10:23,589 --> 00:10:26,589 It looks better on the inside. 131 00:10:26,589 --> 00:10:27,589 I'm sure it does. 132 00:10:27,589 --> 00:10:30,589 Fraser, It's not a workhouse. They don't put kids on treadmills here. 133 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:36,589 No, no, no. of course not. 134 00:10:36,589 --> 00:10:48,589 We'll be right back. 135 00:10:51,589 --> 00:10:56,589 They seem happy enough. 136 00:10:56,589 --> 00:11:00,589 Hi, how are you? 137 00:11:00,589 --> 00:11:06,589 Are you my daddy? 138 00:11:06,589 --> 00:11:13,589 Uh, no kid, I'm not.Well-fed, too. 139 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:17,589 You're my daddy? 140 00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:22,589 No. No, kid, I'm not, but I'm sure he'll be along soon enough, okay?. 141 00:11:22,589 --> 00:11:34,589 Oh yes. Very soon. 142 00:11:49,589 --> 00:11:52,589 Ray? 143 00:11:52,589 --> 00:11:54,589 Six o'clock ! 144 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:55,589 What? 145 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:59,589 You got 'til six o'clock to find the kid's mother. After that he hits the treadmill. 146 00:11:59,589 --> 00:12:01,589 Well, I thought you said that they didn't have a-- 147 00:12:01,589 --> 00:12:04,589 Never mind that. C'mon. Get in the car. 148 00:12:04,589 --> 00:12:06,589 Thank you kindly. 149 00:12:06,589 --> 00:12:12,589 - How much you get? Five big ones. 150 00:12:12,589 --> 00:12:24,589 He's good. Real good. 151 00:12:38,589 --> 00:12:43,589 You're sure? She could be blonde or brunette.Uh-uh.Sorry. 152 00:12:43,589 --> 00:12:46,589 But cloth diapers? How do you prevent them from leaking? 153 00:12:46,589 --> 00:12:49,589 Sphagnum moss. It's an old Inuit method. 154 00:12:49,589 --> 00:12:51,589 Naturally anti-bacterial, holds three times it's weight in liquid. 155 00:12:51,589 --> 00:12:52,589 Really?Mm-hmm. 156 00:12:52,589 --> 00:12:56,589 Benny, you want to save the survival tips for later?Oh, of course, Ray. 157 00:12:56,589 --> 00:13:00,589 Just make sure that you check for bugs. 158 00:13:00,589 --> 00:13:06,589 All right. That's three parks,two toy stores and a 'mommy and me' class.I think we've done our duty by the little tyke. 159 00:13:06,589 --> 00:13:08,589 Oh, oh, Ray. Would you mind? I think he's got gas. 160 00:13:08,589 --> 00:13:14,589 Oh come on, Fraser. No, no. I changed him. Fair's fair. 161 00:13:14,589 --> 00:13:23,589 Look, we are getting nowhere, okay? We need a better description than hair color, race and possible matching dimples. 162 00:13:23,589 --> 00:13:25,589 Oh no!Fraser! 163 00:13:25,589 --> 00:13:28,589 Fraser, give me something.Give me a rag. Give me a hat, give me the hat! 164 00:13:28,589 --> 00:13:31,589 -Leave it. Leave it. -Hey, this is Armani. 165 00:13:31,589 --> 00:13:33,589 It's interesting. 166 00:13:33,589 --> 00:13:36,589 No, it's not interesting, it's vomit. There's interesting and then there's vomit.Now get it off me! 167 00:13:36,589 --> 00:13:38,589 Ray, this isn't formula. 168 00:13:38,589 --> 00:13:39,589 It's curdled. 169 00:13:39,589 --> 00:13:42,589 And I don't think it's cow's milk, the curdles are too small. 170 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:45,589 Well, who cares what it is? Just get me to a dry cleaner, will ya? 171 00:13:45,589 --> 00:13:50,589 Where's the nearest Dairy Mart? 172 00:13:50,589 --> 00:13:52,589 Yep, it's vomit all right. 173 00:13:52,589 --> 00:13:55,589 Yes, but do you recognize the curds? 174 00:13:55,589 --> 00:13:57,589 I don't know. It's a little chewed up. 175 00:13:57,589 --> 00:13:59,589 Maybe if you let it harden. 176 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:00,589 On suede? What are you, a sadist? 177 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,589 Perhaps an educated guess. 178 00:14:02,589 --> 00:14:06,589 Well if it came out of the child's stomach, I'd say goat's milk. 179 00:14:06,589 --> 00:14:08,589 Smaller curd, easier on the tummy. 180 00:14:08,589 --> 00:14:10,589 You have anybody who special orders? 181 00:14:10,589 --> 00:14:13,589 Oh yeah, a few. Some have allergies, some just buy it for their kids. 182 00:14:13,589 --> 00:14:25,589 How many? 183 00:15:36,589 --> 00:15:40,589 Yeah? 184 00:15:40,589 --> 00:15:42,589 Things have been kinda tough,you know, 185 00:15:42,589 --> 00:15:45,589 with me out of work and Louise worried about how we're gonna take care of Jamie. 186 00:15:45,589 --> 00:15:48,589 I guess she just snapped. 187 00:15:48,589 --> 00:15:51,589 The doctor said she was just depressed after the baby. 188 00:15:51,589 --> 00:15:53,589 All she needed was a few weeks and she'd get over it, but- 189 00:15:53,589 --> 00:15:55,589 Where is she now? 190 00:15:55,589 --> 00:15:57,589 Oh, she's out looking for Jamie. 191 00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:59,589 I mean we both were, right? But then I came back. 192 00:15:59,589 --> 00:16:01,589 I thought maybe somebody would call. 193 00:16:01,589 --> 00:16:06,589 No, I know. We ran into each other outside the coffee shop. 194 00:16:06,589 --> 00:16:08,589 Yeah. Sorry about that.I was pretty freaked out and Louise,she was even worse. 195 00:16:08,589 --> 00:16:13,589 I mean she practically fell apart when she realized what she did. 196 00:16:13,589 --> 00:16:16,589 She's crazy about this kid. She...She... I've never seen her cry like that, right? 197 00:16:16,589 --> 00:16:18,589 I say to her, I say, 'It's okay. 198 00:16:18,589 --> 00:16:22,589 You just made a mistake.' 199 00:16:22,589 --> 00:16:27,589 You can understand a mistake, can't you, Detective? 200 00:16:27,589 --> 00:16:39,589 Do you have any identification? 201 00:16:43,589 --> 00:16:45,589 The Mountie. Have you seen him anywhere? 202 00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,589 Maybe. You his girlfriend? 203 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,589 No. Did he have a baby with him? 204 00:16:49,589 --> 00:16:51,589 Oh, you got him babysitting for you, huh? 205 00:16:51,589 --> 00:16:53,589 Please, can you just tell me if you've seen, him? 206 00:16:53,589 --> 00:16:55,589 You live on Hastings?Yeah. 207 00:16:55,589 --> 00:17:01,589 Then you better hurry. 208 00:17:01,589 --> 00:17:05,589 Babysitting. Why didn't I think of that? 209 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:11,589 All right. Father's driver's license matches the baby's birth certificate. I'm happy. 210 00:17:11,589 --> 00:17:16,589 Do you have any family photographs? 211 00:17:16,589 --> 00:17:23,589 Benny, it's the kid's father. Everything matches up.It's okay. 212 00:17:23,589 --> 00:17:26,589 He kinda looked like Kermit the Frog at first,but that's him. 213 00:17:30,589 --> 00:17:41,589 Diefenbaker, this is the baby's father. 214 00:17:41,589 --> 00:17:44,589 Well, uh, thank you for your patience. 215 00:17:44,589 --> 00:17:46,589 Really? 216 00:17:46,589 --> 00:17:49,589 You don't know what this means to Louise and me. 217 00:17:49,589 --> 00:17:50,589 We won't forget ya. 218 00:17:50,589 --> 00:18:02,589 Just don't leave the baby unattended again. 219 00:18:03,589 --> 00:18:06,589 Ah, I don't know. My mother never left me alone, 220 00:18:06,589 --> 00:18:10,589 and if she did there was always somebody there to look after me. 221 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,589 Diefenbaker! 222 00:18:12,589 --> 00:18:17,589 Oh, great. We've got a jealous wolf now? 223 00:18:17,589 --> 00:18:19,589 What is it? 224 00:18:19,589 --> 00:18:21,589 Oh, come on! He's already passed the sniff test. What more do you want? 225 00:18:21,589 --> 00:18:25,589 Maybe I wasn't specific enough. Maybe I didn't ask the right questions. 226 00:18:25,589 --> 00:18:27,589 Oh what's he supposed to be? Some kind of lupine lie detector now? 227 00:18:27,589 --> 00:18:30,589 Pacifier. What? 228 00:18:30,589 --> 00:18:41,589 He threw the baby's pacifier onto the ground. 229 00:18:41,589 --> 00:18:53,589 You take the front. 230 00:19:26,589 --> 00:19:27,589 Diefenbaker! 231 00:19:27,589 --> 00:19:30,589 You! 232 00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:32,589 My baby! 233 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:33,589 What did you do with him? 234 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,589 Are you Louise? Yes, yes! I gave you my baby. 235 00:19:35,589 --> 00:19:37,589 So, um, where is he? 236 00:19:37,589 --> 00:19:43,589 His father. I-- 237 00:19:43,589 --> 00:19:47,589 Oh my God. 238 00:19:47,589 --> 00:19:50,589 He's gonna sell him. 239 00:19:50,589 --> 00:20:02,589 He's gonna sell Jamie! 240 00:20:02,589 --> 00:20:11,589 1974 white Chevy convertible. Illinois plate Robert-John-David-eight-zero-nine... 241 00:20:11,589 --> 00:20:14,589 No, no, do not apprehend. He's got a kid with him... 242 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:17,589 Just get me a location. 243 00:20:17,589 --> 00:20:20,589 At first I thought he was letting off steam. 244 00:20:20,589 --> 00:20:23,589 He was out of work,nothing to do but stare at the four walls, 245 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:27,589 so he would go out at night and bet a little...Lose mostly. 246 00:20:27,589 --> 00:20:31,589 And he would pick up a day of work here and there so I thought it was just a few bucks. 247 00:20:31,589 --> 00:20:34,589 Until his unemployment checks started to disappear. 248 00:20:34,589 --> 00:20:37,589 How much did he lose? 249 00:20:37,589 --> 00:20:39,589 He wouldn't tell me. 250 00:20:39,589 --> 00:20:44,589 But the man, the one who threatened him... He said ten thousand dollars. 251 00:20:44,589 --> 00:20:46,589 Musta been some roll. 252 00:20:46,589 --> 00:20:49,589 Yeah, well if you ask me, I think they saw him coming. 253 00:20:49,589 --> 00:20:52,589 And the baby? 254 00:20:52,589 --> 00:20:57,589 It was so stupid! I thought he was just talking crazy like he does sometimes when things get bad, 255 00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,589 but I never thought that he would-- 256 00:21:00,589 --> 00:21:03,589 There was this man who came by the neighborhood, 257 00:21:03,589 --> 00:21:08,589 and he said he worked for this lawyer who specialized in helping people like us. 258 00:21:08,589 --> 00:21:10,589 People who couldn't take care of their kids. 259 00:21:10,589 --> 00:21:15,589 I told him to go to hell, but Vinnie... 260 00:21:15,589 --> 00:21:19,589 All that he could see was how much he cost us. 261 00:21:19,589 --> 00:21:21,589 Doctor's bills, grocery money. 262 00:21:21,589 --> 00:21:26,589 I couldn't work, so that was Jamie's fault too. 263 00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:32,589 And Vinnie. He was just... he was just so angry all the time. 264 00:21:32,589 --> 00:21:36,589 He wouldn't even hold him. 265 00:21:36,589 --> 00:21:38,589 His own kid. 266 00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:43,589 He's not-he's not a bad guy. 267 00:21:43,589 --> 00:21:48,589 He didn't used to be. 268 00:21:48,589 --> 00:21:51,589 We'll find him. 269 00:21:51,589 --> 00:21:55,589 Look, if you want us to arrest him, you're gonna have to swear out a complaint. 270 00:21:55,589 --> 00:21:59,589 Is that what you want? 271 00:21:59,589 --> 00:22:02,589 They-they say that you believe in people. 272 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:05,589 That you're the only one in the neighborhood without locks on his doors. 273 00:22:05,589 --> 00:22:09,589 Yes, well that's not entirely intentional. 274 00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:12,589 Someone stole 'em. 275 00:22:12,589 --> 00:22:24,589 This attorney. Do you remember his name? 276 00:22:27,589 --> 00:22:34,589 Morisot and Associates, attorneys at law, hold please.Morisot and Associates, attorneys at law. How can I help you? 277 00:22:34,589 --> 00:22:39,589 ...She's in a meeting... Would you like to leave another message? 278 00:22:39,589 --> 00:22:40,589 ...Thank you. 279 00:22:40,589 --> 00:22:43,589 Look it's been thirty minutes now. Could I just go in and drop off the-- 280 00:22:43,589 --> 00:22:45,589 You got a chair? Yeah. 281 00:22:45,589 --> 00:22:52,589 You got a magazine? Uh-huh, but I just want--Sit! 282 00:22:52,589 --> 00:22:54,589 You got a mouthpiece named Morisot here? 283 00:22:54,589 --> 00:22:57,589 It all depends what flatfoot is asking. 284 00:22:57,589 --> 00:22:59,589 You know, Ray, this may not be best-- 285 00:22:59,589 --> 00:23:05,589 I'll tell you what, Millie. You get Morisot out here, or I hold a seminar on black market baby-selling in your lobby. 286 00:23:05,589 --> 00:23:06,589 Magazine? 287 00:23:06,589 --> 00:23:08,589 Okay, how many of you folks are here to arrange for adoptions! 288 00:23:08,589 --> 00:23:10,589 Ray, we have no evidence-- 289 00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:14,589 Fraser, look, this is how it works, okay? A sleezeball lawyer rents a fancy office, 290 00:23:14,589 --> 00:23:15,589 and poor suckers like these thinks he's legit. 291 00:23:15,589 --> 00:23:20,589 Next thing you know, he's buying and selling babies like rugs in the Casbah. 292 00:23:20,589 --> 00:23:22,589 Excuse me, ma'am, do you know what could happen to a little tyke in a place like this? 293 00:23:22,589 --> 00:23:26,589 We just came to use the restroom. 294 00:23:26,589 --> 00:23:29,589 I'm Miss Morisot. Can I help you, Detective? 295 00:23:29,589 --> 00:23:33,589 Yeah, you can turn that baby over to me, or I could slap a pair of handcuffs on ya. 296 00:23:33,589 --> 00:23:36,589 Perhaps you should step in. 297 00:23:36,589 --> 00:23:43,589 Perhaps we should. 298 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:48,589 This will take just a minute. 299 00:23:48,589 --> 00:23:50,589 Now just what the hell is this all about? 300 00:23:50,589 --> 00:23:52,589 Miss Morisot, we have reason to believe that 301 00:23:52,589 --> 00:23:56,589 that child has been put up for adoption without the full knowledge and agreement of both of its parents. 302 00:23:56,589 --> 00:24:00,589 Which makes you a fraud, a kidnapper, and not a very nice person. 303 00:24:00,589 --> 00:24:06,589 Detective, I can't decide if you are naturally offensive, or just naturally ignorant. 304 00:24:06,589 --> 00:24:10,589 In either case, it might behoove you to check your facts before shooting your mouth off. 305 00:24:10,589 --> 00:24:12,589 How much did she offer you, Vinnie? Forty, fifty grand for that kid? 306 00:24:12,589 --> 00:24:14,589 Can't you do something? Get him out of here! 307 00:24:14,589 --> 00:24:18,589 I hate to burst your bubble, Detective, but this is a completely legal adoption. 308 00:24:18,589 --> 00:24:22,589 Any compensation the parents may or may not receive is fully allowable under Illinois law. 309 00:24:22,589 --> 00:24:25,589 Oh, come on! Louise Webber doesn't even know her kid's being sold off! 310 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:29,589 Louise Webber sat at this table six weeks ago and signed these application papers in my presence. 311 00:24:29,589 --> 00:24:31,589 You will notice that they are witnessed, 312 00:24:31,589 --> 00:24:39,589 notarized and the appropriate copies have been filed with Illinois State Adoption Board. 313 00:24:39,589 --> 00:24:41,589 The mother knew? 314 00:24:41,589 --> 00:24:46,589 Of course she knew. 315 00:24:46,589 --> 00:24:50,589 I'm a respected attorney, Constable, not some back-street baby-snatcher. 316 00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:53,589 I make my living from people who trust me and make referrals. 317 00:24:53,589 --> 00:24:54,589 That should be obvious. 318 00:24:54,589 --> 00:24:56,589 I'm out of here. You deal with this. 319 00:24:56,589 --> 00:24:58,589 You signed an agreement, Vinnie. 320 00:24:58,589 --> 00:25:00,589 I'll be there. 321 00:25:00,589 --> 00:25:01,589 What? 322 00:25:01,589 --> 00:25:03,589 Goat's milk. 323 00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:05,589 What? 324 00:25:05,589 --> 00:25:17,589 He drinks goat's milk. You're almost out. 325 00:25:26,589 --> 00:25:31,589 Vinnie! 326 00:25:31,589 --> 00:25:33,589 You didn't tell them, did you? 327 00:25:33,589 --> 00:25:35,589 I thought that maybe they wouldn't help us. 328 00:25:35,589 --> 00:25:37,589 Nobody is going to help us. 329 00:25:37,589 --> 00:25:39,589 We're in too deep. That's why we gotta do this. 330 00:25:39,589 --> 00:25:43,589 But Jamie...needs us too. 331 00:25:43,589 --> 00:25:44,589 It'll be better for him. 332 00:25:44,589 --> 00:25:50,589 You should see these people, Louise. They got money. Heaps of it. He's some big corporate guy. He's got his own plane! 333 00:25:50,589 --> 00:25:54,589 What are you and I gonna offer this kid except a whole lot of nothing? 334 00:25:54,589 --> 00:25:59,589 You never tried, Vinnie. Not once. You were just too busy thinking about yourself. 335 00:25:59,589 --> 00:26:02,589 Yeah. It's always me.Everything's my fault. 336 00:26:02,589 --> 00:26:05,589 You signed those papers, Louise! Nobody put a gun to your head. 337 00:26:05,589 --> 00:26:09,589 We both did something really stupid, but that doesn't mean that we can't change our minds. 338 00:26:09,589 --> 00:26:10,589 Look, the lawyer said-- 339 00:26:10,589 --> 00:26:13,589 Both of us got to back out, not just you. I can't afford that. 340 00:26:13,589 --> 00:26:15,589 I back out, I'm dead!. 341 00:26:15,589 --> 00:26:17,589 Vinnie, please. 342 00:26:17,589 --> 00:26:22,589 Think about what you're doing! 343 00:26:22,589 --> 00:26:26,589 I got no choice, okay?Fine! 344 00:26:26,589 --> 00:26:32,589 You give him to me! 345 00:26:32,589 --> 00:26:39,589 Give me my baby! Vinnie. 346 00:26:39,589 --> 00:26:49,589 Vinnie, don't!Please! 347 00:26:49,589 --> 00:26:54,589 Vinnie.Don't. 348 00:26:54,589 --> 00:26:59,589 No! No! 349 00:26:59,589 --> 00:27:00,589 It's over. 350 00:27:00,589 --> 00:27:06,589 Not quite. 351 00:27:06,589 --> 00:27:08,589 He never listens. 352 00:27:08,589 --> 00:27:20,589 I'll get the car. 353 00:28:22,589 --> 00:28:28,589 . 354 00:28:28,589 --> 00:28:40,589 room 6. 355 00:29:42,589 --> 00:29:45,589 Do you know how hard it is to find goat's milk at a 7-11? 356 00:29:45,589 --> 00:29:47,589 If it wasn't for the Armenian at the cash register-- 357 00:29:47,589 --> 00:29:50,589 Thanks, Ray. 358 00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:53,589 You're breaking your heart over someone else's kid. It's not a smart move. 359 00:29:53,589 --> 00:29:55,589 No, you're probably right. 360 00:29:55,589 --> 00:30:00,589 You know what you're going to say? 361 00:30:00,589 --> 00:30:07,589 You'll think of something. 362 00:30:07,589 --> 00:30:09,589 Come on, get out of here! 363 00:30:09,589 --> 00:30:13,589 Get out of here! 364 00:30:13,589 --> 00:30:19,589 All right, I'm calling the pound. 365 00:30:19,589 --> 00:30:22,589 What the hell is wrong with you? 366 00:30:22,589 --> 00:30:25,589 I'd steer the conversation away from dog pounds if I were you. 367 00:30:25,589 --> 00:30:28,589 Not surprisingly, he lacks perspective on the subject. May I? 368 00:30:28,589 --> 00:30:29,589 What are you doing here? 369 00:30:29,589 --> 00:30:32,589 I got some things for your son. You might want to warm this up. 370 00:30:32,589 --> 00:30:36,589 I got milk. Now you want to get your wolf away from my kid? 371 00:30:36,589 --> 00:30:38,589 Oh well, that's - that's going to be difficult. 372 00:30:38,589 --> 00:30:40,589 Why, is he nuts or something? 373 00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:43,589 No, no, no, no. It's just that he rarely does anything that I ask him. 374 00:30:43,589 --> 00:30:50,589 We've tried to work through it. God knows I have done my part, but it's something we can't seem to get past. 375 00:30:50,589 --> 00:30:52,589 This-this is nuts, man. 376 00:30:52,589 --> 00:30:55,589 I know. I know. I know. 377 00:30:55,589 --> 00:30:57,589 It's a conundrum. 378 00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,589 But he does seem intent on staying, 379 00:30:59,589 --> 00:31:03,589 so if I were to hazard a guess, I would say that he must have a reason. 380 00:31:03,589 --> 00:31:06,589 The wolf.Apparently.Mmm. 381 00:31:06,589 --> 00:31:09,589 Did you do anything to make him think you need him? 382 00:31:09,589 --> 00:31:12,589 Oh come on, man. What do I need with a wolf? 383 00:31:12,589 --> 00:31:16,589 Now that, that's an interesting question. 384 00:31:16,589 --> 00:31:20,589 According to the textbooks, the wolf is a hunter, an animal of prey. 385 00:31:20,589 --> 00:31:23,589 The Inuit. The Inuit take a very different view of it. 386 00:31:23,589 --> 00:31:25,589 The Inuit? 387 00:31:25,589 --> 00:31:27,589 People of the North. 388 00:31:27,589 --> 00:31:30,589 They have their own idea of why the wolf was created. 389 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:34,589 You interested? 390 00:31:34,589 --> 00:31:38,589 In the beginning of this legend, there was a man and woman. 391 00:31:38,589 --> 00:31:42,589 And nothing else on Earth walked or swam or flew. 392 00:31:42,589 --> 00:31:45,589 And so the woman dug a big hole in the ground and she started fishing in it. 393 00:31:45,589 --> 00:31:50,589 And she pulled out all of the animals. And the last animal she pulled out was the caribou. 394 00:31:50,589 --> 00:31:52,589 Thought this was about wolves, man. 395 00:31:52,589 --> 00:31:55,589 Oh, they'll be along in a minute.Ah. 396 00:31:55,589 --> 00:31:59,589 And so the woman set the caribou free and ordered it to multiply and soon the land was full of them. 397 00:31:59,589 --> 00:32:06,589 And the people lived well, and they were happy. 398 00:32:06,589 --> 00:32:12,589 But the hunters... The hunters only killed those caribou that were big and strong, 399 00:32:12,589 --> 00:32:16,589 and soon all that was left were the weak and the sick. 400 00:32:16,589 --> 00:32:19,589 And The People began to starve. 401 00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:25,589 So the woman had to make magic again, and this time she called Amorak, Spirit of the Wolf, 402 00:32:25,589 --> 00:32:36,589 to winnow out the weak and the sick so the herd would once again be strong. 403 00:32:36,589 --> 00:32:41,589 The People realized that the caribou and the wolf were one. 404 00:32:41,589 --> 00:32:50,589 For although the caribou feeds the wolf, it is the wolf that keeps the caribou strong. 405 00:32:50,589 --> 00:32:54,589 So, what are you saying? The wolf's gonna eat me? 406 00:32:54,589 --> 00:33:06,589 Perhaps. 407 00:33:31,589 --> 00:33:33,589 Inuit story? - Yep. 408 00:33:33,589 --> 00:33:45,589 Let's hope it works. 409 00:33:51,589 --> 00:34:04,589 Get off me.Get off me! 410 00:34:04,589 --> 00:34:08,589 Oh my God.Oh my God! 411 00:34:08,589 --> 00:34:12,589 Uh. Okay. Okay. All right. It's okay. It's okay. 412 00:34:12,589 --> 00:34:19,589 Come on, Daddy's here. 413 00:34:19,589 --> 00:34:23,589 Yeah. Okay, yeah. 414 00:34:23,589 --> 00:34:35,589 That's my boy. 415 00:34:56,589 --> 00:34:59,589 It's gonna be okay. 416 00:34:59,589 --> 00:35:01,589 And you're gonna like it. 417 00:35:01,589 --> 00:35:06,589 When I was a kid I always wanted to live in a big house with a backyard, and you know what? 418 00:35:06,589 --> 00:35:17,589 I bet you'll even gonna have a tree-house. 419 00:35:17,589 --> 00:35:22,589 Things can't always be the way you want 'em to. 420 00:35:22,589 --> 00:35:30,589 And sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.You better learn that. 421 00:35:30,589 --> 00:35:34,589 You can kid yourself sometimes. 422 00:35:34,589 --> 00:35:44,589 But when you do, it catches up to you. 423 00:35:44,589 --> 00:35:56,589 So don't say your old man never taught you anything. 424 00:36:28,589 --> 00:36:33,589 Need a lift, Vinnie? 425 00:36:33,589 --> 00:36:35,589 Easy man, 426 00:36:35,589 --> 00:36:47,589 watch the kid! 427 00:36:44,589 --> 00:36:56,589 they'll get their money first. 428 00:38:37,589 --> 00:38:49,589 I just want to say goodbye. 429 00:39:06,589 --> 00:39:18,589 Cheer up. You're gonna be a free man soon. 430 00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:36,589 So we're just gonna sit this one out? 431 00:39:36,589 --> 00:39:44,589 You can't solve peoples problems for them, Ray. 432 00:39:44,589 --> 00:39:47,589 Well, at least he'll have a new home and parents. 433 00:39:47,589 --> 00:39:59,589 He's probably better off. 434 00:41:02,589 --> 00:41:07,589 Oh great, so now he changes his mind, with guns and criminals?! 435 00:41:07,589 --> 00:41:09,589 Shoot him please! 436 00:41:09,589 --> 00:41:11,589 In the back? 437 00:41:11,589 --> 00:41:16,589 Unless you can think of a better angle. Yes. 438 00:41:16,589 --> 00:41:24,589 Vinnie!Damn! 439 00:41:24,589 --> 00:41:32,589 Get him! 440 00:41:32,589 --> 00:41:34,589 Okay, we saved his life for fifteen seconds. Now what? 441 00:41:34,589 --> 00:41:37,589 You take the big one, I'll take the bigger one. 442 00:41:37,589 --> 00:41:39,589 Fraser, There's three of them. Can't I just shoot 'em? 443 00:41:39,589 --> 00:41:51,589 Not unless you want to blow up 32 tons of jet fuel. 444 00:42:34,589 --> 00:42:35,589 No! 445 00:42:35,589 --> 00:42:37,589 Give me the kid, Vinnie. 446 00:42:37,589 --> 00:42:39,589 I'm not doing it, man. 447 00:42:39,589 --> 00:42:43,589 Of course you are. Even the lowest creature is blessed with a survival instinct. 448 00:42:43,589 --> 00:42:44,589 Come on, Vinnie. Give me the kid. 449 00:42:44,589 --> 00:42:49,589 No way, man. You want to take me out, go ahead, but you're not getting my kid. 450 00:42:49,589 --> 00:42:56,589 It's your choice. 451 00:42:56,589 --> 00:42:59,589 Are you going to call him off? 452 00:42:59,589 --> 00:43:04,589 Diefenbaker. Off. 453 00:43:04,589 --> 00:43:06,589 He never listens. 454 00:43:06,589 --> 00:43:11,589 It's true. 455 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:23,589 Let's go home. 456 00:43:23,589 --> 00:43:31,589 You take our kid! You scare the hell out of me! 457 00:43:31,589 --> 00:43:36,589 You got a lot to make up for, man. 458 00:43:36,589 --> 00:43:48,589 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 459 00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:55,589 She's a little upset. 460 00:43:55,589 --> 00:44:07,589 Louise!Can't we talk about this? 461 00:44:17,589 --> 00:44:19,589 I think she was nearsighted. 462 00:44:19,589 --> 00:44:20,589 Who? 463 00:44:20,589 --> 00:44:22,589 The chick with the bike. 464 00:44:22,589 --> 00:44:26,589 Oh, you mean at the coffee shop. - Yeah. 465 00:44:26,589 --> 00:44:28,589 Ah. Well, she's probably too young for you, Ray. 466 00:44:28,589 --> 00:44:30,589 Oh, no, no. It's not her. 467 00:44:30,589 --> 00:44:33,589 It's just that she didn't notice my 'je ne sais quoi.' 468 00:44:33,589 --> 00:44:35,589 From the French, meaning 'I don't know what'? 469 00:44:35,589 --> 00:44:37,589 Yeah. 470 00:44:37,589 --> 00:44:41,589 Have you ever considered that maybe you've just replaced it with something else? 471 00:44:41,589 --> 00:44:48,589 Really? What? 472 00:44:48,589 --> 00:44:50,589 - Yeah, that's it. - What? 473 00:44:50,589 --> 00:44:52,589 I'd rather not say. 474 00:44:52,589 --> 00:44:54,589 Come on, Fraser. 475 00:44:54,589 --> 00:44:56,589 No, Ray, it's your hair. You know, it wouldn't be right. 476 00:44:56,589 --> 00:45:00,589 No, no, we're partners, man! You got to be brutally honest with me. 477 00:45:00,589 --> 00:45:01,589 All right. 478 00:45:01,589 --> 00:45:04,589 In one phrase? 479 00:45:04,589 --> 00:45:15,589 Je ne sais quoi. 480 00:45:15,589 --> 00:45:21,589 End 481 00:45:21,589 --> 00:45:33,589 due South by wmn001 ^@@^